“Fiction gives us a second chance that life denies us.”
— Paul Theroux (via quotactions) —
“Once you’ve accepted your flaws, no one can use them against you.”
— (via jayce-park) —

i’m so scared bc of this ebola thing, this shit is real and people are making jokes about it


GIRLS: if ur at a party and a guy hands you his phone to put ur number into, text REDCROSS to 90999 and he’ll donate $10 to hurricane relief

if I make you ship something:

1. I am sincerely sorry

2. 1 is a lie

3. it was my plan all along

4. message me stuff about it so we can chat 

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